You’re now frozen in place, as that girl who could be easily mistaken for the missing link comes flying towards you and begins hurdling over chairs and tables like Magilla Gorilla during the summer Olympic tryouts. When The Two Of You Go Out, She Is Always A Head-Turner. You gotta keep in mind that the Moon has seen more male landings than her vagina.
We all have flaws, but in the case of an ugly chick her main down side is that all of her flaws landed smack-dab on her face.
We all know the pain of dragging “that” girl around.
Having sex with an ugly chick while the lights are on is like forcing your boner to compete on an episode of Fear Factor, complete with obstacles that automatically make your dick flaccid. None of the following statements will shake her loyalty for even a millisecond: 9. Like most guys, your friends are immature wild animals, and there is nothing better than finding out one of your buddies is dating a beast.
Bros will come up with all kinds of ways to piss you off.
Pretty Girls have a lot of guys trying to do them favors in hopes of getting a piece of ass, which means it’s rare to find one that’s actually learned how to do a lot of things.